<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31847813</id><updated>2011-04-21T19:29:40.027-07:00</updated><title type='text'>KUNG FU SHOES SAYS</title><subtitle type='html'>Sarcastic commentaries on Philippine news, current events and politics.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kungfushoes.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31847813/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kungfushoes.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>cathy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31847813.post-115436886682700946</id><published>2006-07-31T10:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-31T11:10:38.996-07:00</updated><title type='text'>NO SHOW SA SENATE GRAND SHOW OF ALL SHOWS</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://newsinfo.inq7.net/topstories/topstories/view_article.php?article_id=12684"&gt;Headline : Officials in OWWA fund row fail to attend Senate inquiry &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/1600/KUNGFU2.4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/320/KUNGFU2.4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;KUNG FU SHOES says: Marked absent, no excuse letter allowed, no political asylum allowed. helppp don't let them get out of the country. What is it with me? Am I getting paranoid that every time there is one official who can not give shed light to the money issues, i am thinking that he will just disappear. Ahhhhhh masyalo maloloko ako.(make pukpok of ulo sa semento).  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;News said:Philippine Ambassador to Lebanon Al Francis Bicharra reiterated that his office did not receive any money from the Department of Foreign Affairs for the evacuation of Filipino workers from the war-torn country.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/1600/KUNGFU2.4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/320/KUNGFU2.4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;KUNG FU SHOES says: How many times does he have to tell you that. KULIT KASI....&lt;br /&gt;arghhhh&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;News said : Sana said the embassy should start working on a registry of OFWs and locate them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/1600/KUNGFU2.4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/320/KUNGFU2.4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;KUNG FU SHOES says: Sana nga, no pa hinihintay ninyo PASKO ? grrrrrr... ploink ploink (sound of crashing pots and pans)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;News said :Brion explained that OWWA was spending the more than eight billion-peso funds generated out of the contributions of OWWA members&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt; “judiciously”&lt;/span&gt; to ensure the sustainability of the fund and the continued provision of programs and services to the OFWs and their dependents.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/1600/KUNGFU2.4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/320/KUNGFU2.4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;KUNG FU SHOES says: Take note, judiciously, no longer WISELY as previously quoted. &lt;br /&gt;Did they read my comment in my previous blog? hehehehehe &lt;br /&gt;The THREE KINGS were also referred to as THREE WISE MEN from the EAST because they were able to evade King Herod. WISE SILA beybi.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;News said: He said it was just proper that the government got its funding from the general appropriations since the 7.6 million-peso budget of OWWA was for eight million Filipinos abroad and not only for evacuees in Lebanon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/1600/KUNGFU2.4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/320/KUNGFU2.4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;KUNG FU SHOES says: Now it is only 7.6 million. What is the correct amount ba talaga? 8 billion, 7.6 billion or 10 billion? Babatuhin ko na kayo niyan ng abacus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;News said: Meanwhile, President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo will ask Congress to pass a 500 million-peso supplemental budget for the evacuation of Filipinos in Lebanon, according to Albay Representative Joey Salceda, her economic adviser at the House of Representatives.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/1600/KUNGFU2.4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/320/KUNGFU2.4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;KUNG FU SHOES says: Eh billion nga ang pera sa OWWA. No gagawin nila doon patutubuan ng talaba. Salawikain goes: Kaya may isinuksok para may titingalain. Yon pala ang sinuksok, sisilipin kung kaninong bulsa nakasiksik. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sabi nga ng aking kaibigang Ca t. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Die you corrupt humans. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/1600/killer-cat.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/320/killer-cat.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bratatatatat.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31847813-115436886682700946?l=kungfushoes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kungfushoes.blogspot.com/feeds/115436886682700946/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31847813&amp;postID=115436886682700946' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31847813/posts/default/115436886682700946'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31847813/posts/default/115436886682700946'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kungfushoes.blogspot.com/2006/07/no-show-sa-senate-grand-show-of-all.html' title='NO SHOW SA SENATE GRAND SHOW OF ALL SHOWS'/><author><name>cathy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31847813.post-115432094946550953</id><published>2006-07-30T21:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-30T21:42:29.476-07:00</updated><title type='text'>OWWA Funds WAWALA FA RIN</title><content type='html'>Headline: &lt;a href="http://newsinfo.inq7.net/inquirerheadlines/nation/view_article.php?article_id=12598"&gt;Joker Arroyo: Still no OWWA funds sent to embassy &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/1600/KUNGFU2.1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/320/KUNGFU2.1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;KUNG FU SHOES says: Wire transfer takes only a few minutes. Baka gamit, alambre ng sampayan. yuk yuk yuk.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joker Arroyo said: "Our government agencies are misleading the public into believing that it has sent funds to the Philippine Embassy in Lebanon to cover the costs of evacuating our OFWs. "&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/1600/KUNGFU2.1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/320/KUNGFU2.1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;KUNG FU SHOES says: Salmahe mga bata. Paluin, puwet. Pak pak pak.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;News said: OWWA Administrator Marianito Roque had dismissed Bichara’s claim, insisting that money had been sent to Beirut and that the agency’s P8-billion fund was intact. “There is no missing fund. We have the funds here and they are being used &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;wisely,&lt;/span&gt;” he said on Friday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/1600/KUNGFU2.1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/320/KUNGFU2.1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Kung FU SHOES says: Yeah, they are using it WISELY. pun intended. errm fun...erm...pan loloko na yan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;News said: Former Senator Ernesto F. Herrera, secretary general of the Trade Union Congress of the Philippines, yesterday said the Department of Labor and Employment had said two years ago that OWWA had P10 billion. “Now officials are saying the fund has only P8 billion. Where did the difference of P2 billion go?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/1600/KUNGFU2.1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/320/KUNGFU2.1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;KUNG FU SHOES says: Bad math. Akyen regalo sila abacus. yekyekyek.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/1600/abacus.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/320/abacus.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31847813-115432094946550953?l=kungfushoes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kungfushoes.blogspot.com/feeds/115432094946550953/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31847813&amp;postID=115432094946550953' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31847813/posts/default/115432094946550953'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31847813/posts/default/115432094946550953'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kungfushoes.blogspot.com/2006/07/owwa-funds-wawala-fa-rin.html' title='OWWA Funds WAWALA FA RIN'/><author><name>cathy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31847813.post-115431864757808440</id><published>2006-07-30T20:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-30T21:04:07.586-07:00</updated><title type='text'>WHOSE GOD?</title><content type='html'>Headline:&lt;a href="http://www.mb.com.ph/MAIN2006073170541.html"&gt;Pope urges Lebanon ceasefire.&lt;/a&gt; He said:"&lt;blockquote&gt;In the name of God, I call on all those responsible for this spiral of violence so that weapons are immediately laid down on all sides," he said in his Angelus blessing.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/1600/KUNGFU2.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/320/KUNGFU2.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Kung Fu Shoes says: Whose God? The Allah of the Moslems, the Yahweh of the Jews or Jesus Christ of the Christians. Kung Fu Shoes is confused where is Confucius. hekhekhek Makulo isip.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;News said : Geir Petersen, the personal representative of UN Secretary General Kofi Annan in Lebanon, condemned the Israeli attack on the village of Qana and called for an immediate investigation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/1600/KUNGFU2.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/320/KUNGFU2.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Kung Fu Shoes says: He must be a congressman or senator in his previous life. His response for life threatening crisis is investigation. MAsyalo,shallow. Rhyme ba ? Papatay na sila , hihingi pa imbestigasyon. Dapat pukpok ulo. toink toink&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;News said: By early afternoon, most protesters had drifted away leaving a few hundred people milling in a carpark opposite the building, which was being protected by a line of Lebanese soldiers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/1600/KUNGFU2.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/320/KUNGFU2.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Kung Fu Shoes says:Whoever said that Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies should be reminded of another saying, politics is war without bloodshed and war is politics with bloodshed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Masyalo malalim sabi ko. Muntik ako malunod. ngekngekngek.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31847813-115431864757808440?l=kungfushoes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kungfushoes.blogspot.com/feeds/115431864757808440/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31847813&amp;postID=115431864757808440' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31847813/posts/default/115431864757808440'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31847813/posts/default/115431864757808440'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kungfushoes.blogspot.com/2006/07/whose-god.html' title='WHOSE GOD?'/><author><name>cathy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31847813.post-115420546801675750</id><published>2006-07-29T13:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-30T20:31:26.693-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Not RIP,  Silly</title><content type='html'>Headline :&lt;a href="http://newsinfo.inq7.net/breakingnews/nation/view_article.php?article_id=12436"&gt;Arroyo out of hospital, resting in Palace &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/1600/KUNGFU2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/320/KUNGFU2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Kung Fu Shoes says: Need to get new prescription glasses, thought it is&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt; rest in peace&lt;/span&gt;. Salbahe mata o salmahe diyaryo? hekhekhek &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;News said:&lt;blockquote&gt;Cervantes said Arroyo had agreed to lighten her schedule until she had made a full recovery from the virus.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/1600/KUNGFU2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2582/3229/320/KUNGFU2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Kung Fu Shoes says:The virus may be the  airbone type. Which virus hit her? One "airborned from Los Angeles;(You must be joc-joc joking ?) one airborned from Lebanon(do i hear a letter B) or one which starts with letter E.&lt;br /&gt;Not E-coli silly, that is bacteria and would never affect the circulatory system especially the heart. Toink toink toink&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31847813-115420546801675750?l=kungfushoes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kungfushoes.blogspot.com/feeds/115420546801675750/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31847813&amp;postID=115420546801675750' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31847813/posts/default/115420546801675750'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31847813/posts/default/115420546801675750'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kungfushoes.blogspot.com/2006/07/not-rip-silly.html' title='Not RIP,  Silly'/><author><name>cathy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
